Monday

Paris: what she does wrong and right.

I love Paris Hilton. I think she's stunningly beautiful. Having said that, there are parts of her sextape that are a bit... boring.

She does some things right, of course. She's insanely confident. That's always sexy to guys. She wants to look at herself. That's sexy to guys, as well (to a point, of course). She really, really wants to be on camera and look sexy for the camera. She enjoys it. That's insanely sexy for guys.

Now to the boring. It's a long sextape, so I'll cut to the chase. At 31:35, she gives him head. For about 7 minutes, she does the EXACT same thing. Zero variation. And she doesn't even do it all that well. She sucks the top of his head. She jacks him off awkwardly while she has the tip of his cock in her mouth. And that's about it. She rocks her body back and forth -- and you can tell she's naturally doing that because she's actually turned on quite a bit by the fact that he's turned on by her. I've talked about this before and how guy love it. This is a decent example of that. She also keeps her eyes open and has expressions that are fun and sexy. These are all good things. But the practical action is boring. She has a great reaction to his cumshot, but that's about all she did well with -- her reaction.

This is a great example to show that you can fuck hotter than someone who is drop dead fucking perfect. So you might not be as hot as Paris, but you might be able to fuck better ;)

Cara the Sexpert.