Girls. I hate to break it to you, but after about six months of fucking (tops), your guy no longer finds you amazingly sexy after you shower, take your makeup off, apply your nightly face mask, and grandma your body out in giant pj's. He just doesn't.
Always fuck your guy after a thorough shower as nothing (and I mean nothing) is worse than a smelly pussy/ass during sex. But don't go straight into turning into middle aged house wife just because you showered.
1. Put some heels on. Not all the time. But some of the time. Lay him down on the floor and power fuck him cowgirl style (reverse or normal). The heels will give you extra bouncing leverage so you can fuck him like you have the cock.
2. Fuck him in your sexiest every day outfit. Something that pushes your tits up, makes them bounce, and so on. Not necessarily stuff that looks like a whore. Just your hot outfit.
3. Fuck him in a wifebeater with no bra.
5. Do your hair. Seriously. Do your hair like you would the night you knew you were going to fuck him after your date. Not prom date style. But that sexy hair that gets all over the place. Yeah, that kind.
6. Don't use the toilet RIGHT before. It grosses guys out.
So I know I'm going way past pj's, but I think it's all in the same theme. Don't let your nightly wind down make you boring. Staying sexy is one of the best feelings out there. Keep your sexy. Don't be like Teri Hatcher and turn into this because you guys share a closet now...
Cara the Sexpert.
